My son came in my pants and I had to put them on so my father wouldn't burn

Yes, you're my friend's girlfriend. But not in your mouth, so suck it

Didn't rent a skank for anal: there are enough of them among girlfriends as it is

The anal was so good — that's how much sperm poured out on my ass

Gave an old iPhone as a Christmas present and had to suck it up like a new one

Called a guy to celebrate Christmas, and he fucked and left right away

Is that how you're dressed to fuck? Take your panties off, they're unnecessary

Are you out of your mind, sister? You satisfy me, then go to your boyfriend's

While my dad is away on a business trip, I'm the boss of the house — I get to fuck my mom, too

Fuck Mommy, or everyone will know you jerked off with my panties

Honey, is it possible to take the temperature with a vagina? Okay, come on

The lights are out, but we won't sit idly by, we'll rather fuck

You got the wrong number and called an escort instead of a cook — even better

Baby, I'm going to teach you everything, just open your mouth wide

If I cum on my wife's tits, whose sperm is on that whore's ass?

Walks around the house without panties, then wonders about the sperm on her boobs

What kind of work are you going to do dressed like that? Oh, we're quarantined

Redhead threw off her clothes in hopes of hot sex, it's cold

I asked a non-Russian maid for coffee... and this is what came out of it

Almost blew me off on the first date, but the situation was saved by sex

Honey, the car is fucked, but at least we're going to go and get laid

Moisten your dick by swallowing deeper so it doesn't hurt as much in the anus

Catch a foolproof way to fuck a girl — really works

Honey, let's fuck! You don't want to? At least let me jerk off with my tits